Monday, August 30, 2010

Fantasy Football, and how Pat got screwed.

Not known on my blog, but known from close friends. I'm a 49ers fan. Always have been. From the 49ers as my top tier, the next two teams just beneath it are the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. From there, I got teams I like and don't like but it's all depending on the game. And yes, I do like the Raiders, which is bad as an SF fan, but it was long after the battle of the bay took it's toll. The two teams really have no rivalry now, and even Raiders fans like the niners and vice versa (or so I'm told). I don't like Tom Cable coaching them cuz he messed up my alma mater, but that's another story.

So I like the 49ers...who don't I like? The Packers. I hate hate hate hate Packers. Fuck you Packers. beating us in the playoffs every single year with Favre having refs kiss his ass on STUPID calls. The moment SF does it to you (The Catch II) you start bitching and moaning cuz the roles are reversed. Beyond Packers, I hate Brett Favre and the Brett Favre Team (when do the Minnesota Vikings come back?)Beyond that, Cowboys, Patriots and Steelers.

Cowboys is obvious, this "America's team" bullshit is more arrogant than I ever could be. Ditto for the Patriots and the cloud of arrogance and spygate that plague that team. The Steelers? Two reasons: Ben Roethlesburger (sic) and Super Bowl 40.

I may live in Seattle, but I don't really have any Seahawk memorabilia (unless you count the Miller Light Can that has the logo on it) but I cheered for them in Super Bowl 40. That game was crazy ridiculous. While I'm not whining how the Seahawks messed up every single opportunity they had (beyond those terrible calls from the refs) they did get screwed. Look at what the Steelers blatantly got away with compared to the Seahawks. Bullshit. The game was planned from the beginning. Not that it meant anything anyways-the hawks couldn't pull of a play with the gazillion opportunities they had. The two times they did were met with resistance...but they should have had a lot more blown calls.

That and Big Ben is a serial rapist (allegedly)

Ok, I'm rambling. So I hate the Steelers, Brett Favre Team, Cowboys, and the FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GREENBAYYYYYY PACKERS!

So I am in two fantasy leagues this year. One is a random draft(because the league owner has friends all over the country and getting a scheduled manual draft would be impossible). I finally got a look at my team today...and what does the fucking automated draft leave me with?

Aaron Rodgers

Yeah, thanks a lot asshole. So I start a trade with the guy who has Drew Brees. I offer up Rodgers and a shitty wide receiver from the Brett Favre Team thinking he'd take it...cuz apparently Rodgers is gonna be SO FUCKING GOOD BUT HE SUCKED LAST YEAR DOESNT MATTER CUZ ITS GREENBAY AND RODGERS WILL RULE!!! The choice would be obvious. Instead rejection.

Oh and my wide receiver? Randy Moss. I want no part in cheering the Patriots on...ever. Luckily I got rid of Moss pretty quick, I found Reggie Wayne (who made me mad points last year) and started a trade. Moss may be the better WR, but Wayne is crazy sick when Manning is in his prime.

As for getting rid of Rodgers, well I'm going for Peyton Manning now, maybe they'll trade him up.

Thanks a lot automated draft. Give me players that I want nothing to do cheering for.

I'll give my whole team out soon. My actual draft where I choose stuff (big league) is next week. Hopefully I won't have a packer on my team.

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